ABOUT ARTEMIS
Hi. I’m Artemis. I make tangled systems easier to live with.
I help neurodivergent founders and creative business owners untangle the tools and workflows that keep costing them more time, focus, and energy than they should.
I’m not here to hand you a perfect new system. We look at the messy version together, find where it goes sideways, and make the next useful thing easier.
THE LONG WAY HERE
I spent years thinking I was the problem.
I grew up in the country, the kid who was always getting lost on purpose. I was creative, resourceful, and exhausting to the adults around me. What nobody saw clearly was how hard I was working just to breathe.
I became a mother at 17, went back to school, earned a Social Work degree, and learned to read people and systems at the same time. Life kept asking me to adapt, so I did. Again and again.
THE MISSING MAP
When I finally understood my brain, the old story fell apart.
I wasn’t lazy, difficult, or bad at life. I was neurodivergent, and I’d spent decades building workarounds for a brain nobody had taught me to understand.
That recognition changed how I see technology too. When a system repeatedly fails a person, my first question isn’t “Why can’t you stick with it?” It’s “What is this asking from you—and does it need to?”
I’ve been online since 1994. I’ve watched countless tools get hyped, adopted, and quietly abandoned. I care much less about what’s new than about what you can actually keep using.
WHAT I BRING TO THE WORK
People and systems
My Social Work training taught me to notice both: the person trying to make something work and the system asking too much of them.
MORE THAN 30 YEARS ONLINE
Perspective without the hype
I know what sticks, what’s noise, and when the best answer is to simplify the thing you already have instead of adding another tool.
LIVED EXPERIENCE
No shame about the workaround
I understand variable energy, unfinished systems, and the relief of finally finding a way of working that still works on a hard day.
WHAT WORKING WITH ME FEELS LIKE
Bring the version that actually exists.
You don’t have to organize the problem, explain it perfectly, or know what kind of help you need. Open the tool. Show me the workaround. Tell me where you keep getting stuck.
We’ll slow it down, find the part that’s costing too much energy, and change something useful together.
AROUND HERE
Easy is a legitimate requirement.
- No homework before you arrive
- No shame about the current state of things
- No pressure to replace everything
- Plain language instead of tech theatre
- Solutions you can still use on a hard day
READY WHEN YOU ARE
You don’t need to have it figured out first.
Bring the messy version. We’ll find the next useful step together.