You've spent money on things that didn't work. This is different.
Before you spend a cent, we talk. A free call where we figure out together whether I can actually help you. If I can't, I'll tell you that plainly and we'll part as friends. No pitch. No pressure. No invoice.
"If I can't help you I'll tell you that in the first call, before you spend anything. The strategy call is free for exactly that reason."I built TechAlchemy because I needed it and it didn't exist. I spent years looking for someone who understood how my brain worked and could help me build systems around that, not around someone else's idea of productivity. I never found that person so I became her. The longer version is here.
What actually happens when you book
No homework. No jargon. No shame about the mess you walk in with.
You share first
Before we meet I send you three questions to answer as a voice note. Don't script it. The rambling is the useful part. I'm listening for things you don't even know you're telling me.
We meet
Camera on or off, your call. We skip the small talk and start with a quick energy audit so we both know where we are that day. I tell you what I see. You tell me how that lands. We work from there.
We find it
Not the symptom. The actual place where everything is getting stuck. Most people are surprised by what it turns out to be.
You leave with a map
A written summary of what we built and what comes next. A repeatable process you can apply to any tool from here on. Nothing gets lost when the call ends.
What you have access to between sessions
The Founders' Lab is a DIY version of what we do together in a session. For the days when you can't book a call but still need to move forward. Every session includes full access.
Clarity Copy Coach
You know what you do. Explaining it to other people is the hard part. This walks you through your messaging using AI built on marketing psychology so your words finally sound like you.
Clarity Offer Builder
What you're selling makes sense in your head. This helps make it make sense to everyone else. Clear, human, and actually buyable.
AI Prompt Studio
The magic isn't the AI tool. It's knowing how to talk to it. This teaches you to write prompts that get you what you actually need, in your own voice, without a tech background.
The Resource Library
Workbooks, workshop handouts, and self-discovery guides built for the way your brain actually works. Every workshop I give lives here. No jargon, no overwhelm, just the useful stuff.
Ways to work together
Start free. Go deeper when you're ready.
Strategy Call
Not sure yet if this is for you. That's exactly why this call exists. We figure out where you are, what's actually in the way, and whether I'm the right person to help. You leave with a clear picture and the Daily Check-in tool regardless of what you decide next.
Free Book Your CallPower Hour
You know something's broken. Let's fix it and make sure you never need me to fix that same thing again. We tackle one or two specific issues and I give you the process to make every tool you touch bend to your will from here on.
$165 Book Power HourDeep Dive
Sometimes one thing isn't the problem. Sometimes you need more time, more room to process, more space to think out loud. This is that. A full look at what's happening across your workflow, at your pace, until it actually makes sense.
$225 Book Deep DiveThings people usually ask before booking
What if I'm embarrassed by how messy my setup is?
Most people apologise for their setup in the first five minutes. Please don't. The mess is exactly what I am here for. Bring all of it.
Do I have to be good with tech?
Not even a little. You describe what you want in plain language and I help figure out the tools and setup that will actually work for you. No jargon required on your end.
Do I have to be on camera?
No. Comfort matters more than performance here. We can work through screen share, audio only, or chat. Whatever makes the session feel usable for you.
What if I get overwhelmed mid-session?
We slow down. Full stop. No shame spirals, no pushing through. The whole point is to make this feel manageable, and that includes during the session itself.
What if I've already wasted money on things that didn't work?
So have I. For years I watched every cent and still made expensive mistakes on tools and courses that were not built for how my brain works. I take that seriously when someone trusts me with their money.
Here's what I can promise: I'll be straight with you. If I don't think I can help you I'll tell you before you spend anything.
Here's what I need from you: come in with an open mind and be willing to do the work. Nothing I build with you will work if you're not in it. You know that already.
What people are saying
This has been very informative and gave practical insights about how to better communicate with AI tools to generate high quality results. I appreciate the reminders as well.
Dr. CK
What an enjoyable and beneficial use of my time. The information was clear and well prepared. We also got super useful handouts and a tool to help us learn even after the workshop was over.
Susan Stoneman
Artemis presents with super clarity. Her explanations are very easy to follow. Her voice is soothing which makes it very easy to listen to. Keeps in touch with the audience, making sure we are following along.
Hope M Locke
What if this is the thing that actually works?
You've tried the systems. You've bought the courses. You've rebuilt everything on a Sunday afternoon and watched it fall apart by Wednesday.
The first call is free. Bring the mess. You have nothing to lose and a system that actually fits your brain to gain.